Dive Jokes

How do you know when your dive buddy is narced?

1. He keeps staring at himself in your mask.
2. You find him buddy breathing with a shark.
3. He pees in his dry suit.
4. His mask fogs under water and he spits in it.
5. Your mask fogs and he spits in it.
6. He looks at you cross-eyed and slurs his bubbles

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[Kory Dive of the Century]

Hey Everyone. Mike's Scuba has a booth at the mall. We are located beside the Verizon Wireless store below the food court. Stop in and say hi to us.

Kory